versacemon:

I like how they protect the dignity of the animals.

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

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princess-peachie:

I… I CAN’T—

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

 (x)

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lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

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bonerjuice:

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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scrubsfordummies:

punchy-larue:

what was this show

a miracle 

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nihilisme:

ittybittylittleworld:

punkasslouis:

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

image

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#saaaame  

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

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