rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

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get to know me: [2/5] favorite actors
Norman Reedus

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city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

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impactings:

I CANNOT DEAL WITH COLE SPROUSE ON TWITTER IM HAVING A SEIZURE

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swagbat:

i want to meet him

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quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial

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snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

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Say Anything, Saves the Day, Reggie And The Full Effect Add Chicago Tour date

windowsdownmag:

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The bands will play the Chicago House of Blues on Dec. 9. Tickets go on-sale Sept. 16 at 12PM local time here

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officialfrenchtoast:

looking at hot people like

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